◎主 演 凱文?P?法利 Kevin P. Farley ....Michael Malone
凱爾希?格蘭莫 Kelsey Grammer ....George S. Patton
羅伯特?戴維 Robert Davi ....Aziz
強?沃特 Jon Voight ....George Washington
勒斯利?尼爾森 Leslie Nielsen
鄧尼斯?霍珀 Dennis Hopper
凱文?索伯 Kevin Sorbo ....George Mulrooney
Travis Schuldt ....Josh
Geoffrey Arend ....Mohammed
Steve Monroe ....Passenger #2
Camille Grammer ....Parent #1 - Dancer
Nadine Ellis ....Parent #1
妮基?迪洛許 Nikki Deloach ....Lily
Jillian Murray ....Heather
Atticus Shaffer ....Timmy
Cameron Goodman ....Ted Kennedy's Asistant
Trace Adkins ....The Spirit of Christmas Future
Anna Osceola ....Molly Duncan
Courtney Fleming ....Protester
Kristen De Luca ....Hottie / Starlet
Oliver Muirhead ....Neville Chamberlain
Julian Nagle ....Beverly
Pleasant Wayne ....Military Wife
Allen Lee Haff ....Security Guard
喬伊芳?盧曼 Joey Luthman ....Boy Scout (as Joey Wagner Luthman)
Jesse Heiman ....Young Michael Malone
Meggan Anderson ....Redhead Student
Shanna Olson ....Starlet
Ryan Van de Kamp Buchanan ....CSI Lab Technician
Simone Bargetze ....Zombie
Fred Travalena ....Jimmy Carter
Arlo Hemphill ....Waiter
Marcy Goldman ....Professor
Brian F. Durkin ....Soldier
Chriss Anglin ....John F. Kennedy
詹姆士?伍茲 James Woods
凱蒂?姬兒 Katie Gill ....Rehearsal actress (uncredited)
Brian Jones ....Student (uncredited)